James Rodriguez First Press Conference as a Real Madrid Player 22 July, 2014 


"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus


like father, like son.


“hey do u like plants” (me flirting) 

me pointing to fictional character: they're trans
cis people large crying voice: No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a trans you are wrong… please… please stop talking about the gender you are too wrong for it… You cannot say this fake thing
me pointing to fictional character: luv this trans


who wants to move to new york with me

we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive

explore the city daily

become regulars at some coffee shop 

have sleepovers in the living room

marathon our favorite movies and tv shows

sit together while we blog

always order in because we’re too lazy to cook

play board games

and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog


(ง’̀-‘́)ง me gettin ready to fight you on the parking lot in order to defend my fav character


Some of the drop dead gore-geous ghouls I haven’t drawn before *✧₊✪͡◡ू✪͡

חיים כפי שכלב הוא לא כיף.